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Girlfriend of the Year

Girlfriend of the Year

Say hello to your new obsession. Not only does she incorporate all parts of the male genitalia into her blowjobs, "not-scared-of-sudden-seminal-gagging" is on her resume too. How could I NOT link to this video?

82,730 12.05.16 Pornhub Amateur
The Multi-Talented Camwhore

The Multi-Talented Camwhore

SOMEBODY has been studying her Master the Game by Tony Robbins.

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Cute Face, HORRIBLE Ass

Cute Face, HORRIBLE Ass

She honestly seems like a nice girl. The type that'd cook you artisanal spaghettios on your 1st date, or volunteer a blowjob when your Instagram photos get 0 likes. I want that. I really do. But 1.13 mark.. dear god.

335,958 11.20.16 Pornhub Anal
Casting Couch Disaster

Casting Couch Disaster

Tits like a 2x4, anal has a 30 sec time limit and facials send her running. If there's an instructional video out there on what not to do during your first porn scene, I'd recon this derp just paved the way for a sequel. Full Scene.

294,348 11.13.16 YouPorn LULZ
Anorexic Girl Split In Half

Anorexic Girl Split In Half

Kennedy Kressler - one of the only "pornstars" whose name I've ever actually bothered to remember. Why? because she's 18, anorexic and has the face of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, minus the googly eye. Marry me.

286,772 11.07.16 PornHub Teen
A Different Kind of Painal

A Different Kind of Painal

Jackass-inspired stunt involving a weapons-grade slingshot and some cactus goes horribly right when the target, (a gypsy woman's anus), is met with a direct hit. And now I'm met with a direct boner. Circle of life. FULL VIDEO HERE.

3,702,584 05.29.13 TG Painal
The Virgin of All Virgins

The Virgin of All Virgins

The smile this dude gives off whilst getting his first dick-suck is fucking priceless. Worthy of it's own emoticon. Same goes for the someone-just-farted-in-my-face expression he exhibits once he realizes said blowjob has ended. Every 15 frames lies a Kodac moment. FULL VIDEO HERE

2,749,269 05.27.13 Wayne Virgins
College Students Rather Spy Than Fuck

College Students Rather Spy Than Fuck

Getting blown by a cute oriental girl.... what could possibly take priority over that? My list is a short one and sitting in a dark room while watching another man masturbate sure as fuck isn't on it. But for this duo, the agenda is a wee bit different.

2,416,577 05.18.13 TG Voyeur
The Creepiest Motherfucker in Porn

The Creepiest Motherfucker in Porn

If there's a book out there on what NOT to do during intercourse, I'd say this dude just paved the way for a fucking trilogy. Nevermind his Rosie O'Donnell-like figure, or his unsettling fetish for floppy disks. The real prize is at the 2.48 mark. Ladies and gentleman, this motherfucker just single-handedly brought back Planking. Download here + discuss here.

3,490,047 05.15.13 TG LULZ
How To Harass An 18 Y/O Into Doing Anal

How To Harass An 18 Y/O Into Doing Anal

I've heard a lot of desperate men say a lot of desperate shit just to keep their cocks submerged in teen sphincter.. but to essentially give a girl the greenlight to defecate on your penis just to avoid a 3 min. potty break? That's a level of dedication I hope to never know. FULL VIDEO HERE!.

4,499,152 05.06.13 TG Painal
The Giggliest Girl in Porn

The Giggliest Girl in Porn

There's 3 things that simply no longer exist in my world: 1.) pornography induced erections 2.) positive feedback on my 'this is what a feminist looks like' tee and 3.) dinners at P.F. Changs that do NOT result in 1st degree burns to my anus. This vid solved 2 outta 3. FULL VIDEO HERE.

6,340,078 04.17.13 Stryfe LULZ
Prostitute Lasts Only 28 Seconds

Prostitute Lasts Only 28 Seconds

Technically she lasted closer to 10, but this guy isn't very fluent in "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", so that mahogany-stained browneye got pounded for a few more Missippi's than desired. Emphasis on mahogany-stained . lol. FULL VIDEO HERE.

4,627,997 04.06.13 TG Painal
Almost Perfect

Almost Perfect

She has the face/titties of an angel. Clearly knows her way around a ROSS dress-4-less too. Seldom do I say it but this girl is a cunt hair away from being worthy of a Black Angus prix fixe dinner on my dime. Unfortunately though, she has a clitoris like Adrian Brody has a nose.

5,049,035 04.01.13 TG Gallery
Accidental Anal Devirginization

Accidental Anal Devirginization

Unlucky Spanish chick gets bashed in the butthole - full force, no lube! Prepare yourself. The level of agony herein is second only to Adele handcuffed to a stairmaster. Download the full video HERE.

5,134,472 03.26.13 TG Wrong Hole
85 Pound Nerd Masturbates @ Work

85 Pound Nerd Masturbates @ Work

This girl is ridiculously cute. I want to hold her hand. I want to smell her hair. I want a 3x5 inch cut-out of the computer chair fabric that was blessed with her vaginal discharge. Until then though, check out her webcam shows. And her twitter. And her paysite.

3,242,547 03.21.13 tkn1989 Asians
The Harlem Struggle

The Harlem Struggle

Esophageal-deep throatfucking, figure 4 headlocks, oxygen deprivation... all in the name of entertainment. Quite unsettling. I'd say Joe Rogan's fetish for forcing attractive women into eating Ostrich testicles on national television may have met it's match. FULL VIDEOS HERE.

5,572,767 03.11.13 admin LULZ
The Trainwreck of all Trainwrecks

The Trainwreck of all Trainwrecks

Lookout world. This woman has cousins. She also has an aunt that's employed at Circus Circus. Keep these 2 pivotal details in mind, for it's the closest to a clue you're gonna get as to what the fuck is wrong with this psychotic cum dumpster. Discuss here + more trainwrecks here.

3,951,703 02.28.13 admin Mildly Retarded
CORN: BEYOND BUKKAKE

CORN: BEYOND BUKKAKE

To fully appreciate this, first watch part 1 + part 2. This guy isn't just any mope. This is Corn - the likely autistic, positively virgin pornstar that partook in 114 bukkake shoots, 113 of which the beneficary of his cumshot was a cement wall. Starting to understand the significance of the title? Good, now discuss here. Full videos here + here + here.

2,923,003 02.18.13 admin Mildly Retarded
Mom Fascinated By Daughter's Sextape

Mom Fascinated By Daughter's Sextape

This is perverse. More perverse than that happy-go-lucky bastard that ejaculates while donating to the homeless. It contains elder abuse, incestuous undertones and a talking parrot that'll channel your every thought. Discuss here.

4,693,590 02.03.13 TG Exhibition
Czech porn is hilariously horrible

Czech porn is hilariously horrible

What does a Toyota Supra, lung cancer and a washer machine have in common? In most cases, absolutely fucking nothing. But this isn't like most cases. This is Czech pornography, the final frontier in sexual retardation. Download here and discuss here.

4,149,116 01.21.13 TG LULZ
The Camwhore Awards

The Camwhore Awards

Another year has come and gone, and while it's important to celebrate the birth of my main man Jesus and ring in 2013... lets not forget to pay a much deserved tribute to the hardworking women of the sex trafficking industry. This one's for you, ladies. Jackoff here and discuss here.

3,186,255 01.09.13 TG Camwhores
The Horrors Of College

The Horrors Of College

An insider look at the brutality/awesomeness of sorority hazing, in which status-seeking sluts are stripped of their D&G booty shorts and subjected to ridicule, humiliation, homosexual acts and reruns of ElimiDate. This shits top shelf.

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It's Only Smellz

It's Only Smellz

Never have I seen a man do something so incredibly vile with such charm. Where there's tension, he provides laughter. Where there's pain, he provides comfort. And where there's feces on the tip of his penis... he provides dinner. Song HERE and 40 MINUTE VIDEO HERE.

5,709,339 12.19.12 TG LULZ
The Meltdown Compilation

The Meltdown Compilation

FULL VIDEOS HERE: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

5,947,454 12.12.12 admin LULZ
Her G-Spot Is In Her Butthole

Her G-Spot Is In Her Butthole

This actually starts off as a painal vid, but much like Cuba Gooding Jr.'s acting career, that only lasts for about 14 seconds. From there on it's all pleasure, and by 'pleasure' I mean nervous system-disabling assgasms so hot even Stephen Hawking would pop wood. Full video HERE.

5,703,042 11.30.12 TG Orgasms